BBC sends Gregg Wallace to Gaza
- eppursimuove
- 9 hours ago
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In the wake of report which criticised the BBC for broadcasting a documentary about Gaza, and for its handling of allegations against the Masterchef presenter, it has decided to kill two birds with one stone by sending Gregg Wallace to Gaza.
”Never again will they be able to say we didn’t investigate the background of the person presenting the documentary,” said a suit today. “In this case, we knew with 100% certainty he was someone we wanted to put in harm’s way as soon as possible.”
Wallace’s first report from the war-torn region consisted of the chirpy slaphead commenting “Blimey, there’s not much grub about… I fought you lot was all into falafels or kebabs or summink?”
He then stumbled onto a food distribution point thought to be used as a killzone by the IDF, though the BBC were at pains to stress they only have Hamas’s word for that, unless you count hundreds of hours of footage of starving Palestinians being shot.
Wallace’s bodycam went dark soon after that, his microphone picking up last words that seemed to be something to do with his aunt’s fanny.
Meanwhile his Masterchef co-presenter John Torode was in trouble for a message he sent Wallace encouraging him not to let the “ragheads” get him down.
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