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Blackmail thwarted by MP trying to help

Instead of going to the police, the resourceful MP gave the blackmailers everything they asked for and more. An exasperated crook said: 'We had so many contact details, we didn't know who to extort. We were drowning in sort codes and vault combinations.

'I explained he was snared in a honey trap, but he just let out a yelp of delight and rolled his c$ck in honey and glitter.

'He started shouting colleague's passwords, their mother's maiden names and favourite pets. I wouldn't mind, but most of them were wrong. I just felt I'd been scammed.'

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