Captain Pugwash removed from duties for investigation
- Ian Searle
- 5 hours ago
- 1 min read
The Commander of The Black Pig has been removed from his duties while under investigation over allegations of misconduct, the Master Bates has said. The crew has not given any further details on the matter he is being investigated for, saying that it would be inappropriate to comment further at this time.
This statement follows reports he was suspected of having an affair with a more junior colleague Roger the Cabin Boy. Earlier this week, Seaman Stains issued a statement to say that he had "stepped back due to private reasons", and fallen off the plank.
A defence source, Lieutenant Scratchwood Toddington said he would only comment further "if appropriate". Until a new Captain is elected Willy, a simple sailor from Wigan, has taken full command, although many people think a willy has been running the show for a long time.
