Entire Conservative Party defects to Reform

A spokesman for Reform said: 'This confirms we are a clear alternative to the Conservative Party. By having exactly the same policies and the same personnel.' This has left some voters confused: 'So, in the next election I can vote out my sitting MP, by voting in my current MP but with a different rosette?' 

The founding members of Reform are feeling somewhat outnumbered by the flood of Tories, that many are considering defecting to the Conservative Party - which is now just an empty warehouse with a stuffed mannequin of Norman Tebbit. However, the new Reform recruits have threatened to follow suit and rejoin the Tories, causing the new Conservatives to defect again-leading to the first perpetual motion machine of tw$ts.