Farage experiments with deerstalker
- Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
- 13 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Celebrity gold enthusiast and part-time politician Nigel Farage has added a deerstalker and magnifying glass to his selection of weird costumes. The sartorial switch comes after Farage appointed himself as ‘consulting detective’ on the Ann Widdecombe case.
‘We can’t trust the police, that’s obvious’ said a supporter. ‘They’re biased against white people. Only Nigel can bring the objectivity needed to find the black or brown person who committed this terrible crime’.
The tragic murder of an old woman couldn’t have come at a better time for Farage, briefly displacing a talking bin in the news cycle. It isn’t clear who will play Watson to his Holmes – Lee Anderson has the imbecilic naivete but not the social class, Sarah Pochin is a woman and Zia Yusuf - well, let’s leave it there, shall we? Robert Jenrick auditioned for the role but got distracted by a passing ice cream van and was last seen chasing it while painting over the cartoon characters.
If Farage succeeds in catching the killer he may face a dilemma – fight crime or remain leader of Reform? There’s an obvious conflict of interest.
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