Farage's tobacconist to be given SAS protection
- Throngsman
- 7 minutes ago
- 1 min read
In the last twenty-four hours the degree of security provided to Reform MPs, their families and close associates has increased dramatically.
Nigel Farage now receives round the clock security from MI6, his ex wife and current girlfriend have both been put into witness protection, presumably in one or more of his houses, while Richard Tice has been offered a cuddly toy to hug at night and Zia Yusef has been allocated Lee Anderson as his personal bodyguard.
Farage's barber, his butcher and his newsagent have all found 22 SAS parked outside their premises brandishing Glocks and Farage's personal bodyguard now has his own personal bodyguard, who is expected to get his own within the week.
For obvious reasons security at the House of Commons is unchanged.
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