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Fears grow that migrants may be able to raft to Britain on a torrent of French @rse sweat

EDL spokes-wazzock, Andy Notherthing, has voiced concerns from across the bigot community.

'I have a mate who knows someone who can read, and he says he saw this article on Wikipedia that reckons sweat is lighter than saltwater. Everyone knows that French swelter like a glassblower's arse - even in winter. But, what with this long hot spell, sweat will be gushing down their rivers to the coast like a reverse Severn Bore.

'Your crafty migrant could probably surf their way across the channel on waves of French perspiration. Our navy should be firing depth charges filled with Lynx into the English Channel'.

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