A spokesman for Home Secretary Suella Braverman has defended the Home Secretary's approach to 'illegal migrants' claiming grandfather rights, literally.
'We have evidence that thousands of migrants landed in the UK in hundreds of small boats from France as long ago as May and June 1940, and just like the jokers arriving every day now they were all predictably making a fuss about being persecuted, victims of an oppressive state, escaping tyranny, yada yada yada; but when you drill down into the details they were predominantly young males and many even had the gall to be carrying weapons!
'We didn't do anything about them then and it's still going on now. We should have sent them back to bloody Dunkirk,' he added.