Harry whines about William like anyone cares any more

"William might take away our titles when he's king," Harry grizzled to the media last week.

"I realise that the world is facing an escalating war in the Middle East which could tip it into recession, hitting struggling families in the UK very hard indeed," continued the ex-royal prince - or duke, or whatever he's become - from his mansion in California.

"So I appreciate the personal issues of a self-obsessed aristocrat and his vain actress wife might not matter quite so much to people as they used to.

"But William might take away our meaningless titles!

"Waah!"

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