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How dare you bully Diane Abbott, says Labour, that's our job

Westminster awash with plagiarism, has seen multiple distinguished racists jostle to attack racism, while being a sneaky bit racist. Said a close friend: 'Diane regular recieves more abuse that all the other MPs combined. And that's just Keir Starmer's WhatsApp group.'

The Labour front bench were keen to emphasis that they got there first. However they agreed to a cross-party commitee being established, to see if there was a fair method by which they could all put the boot in.

Labour confirmed;'We've already suspended Abbott for racism, not ours, hers. So if we can bully her over bullying, we'll have reached peak irony.'

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