'I'm not a predator' claims well-known predator
The entertainment industry has been rocked by another scandal that has left a well-known predator accused of being a predator.
Mr Lion, 43, is alleged to have targeted young and vulnerable animals who were defenceless.
'Well, I first saw him from across the watering hole,' said Miss Antelope, 15 (not her real name), 'and something about his stare warned me to be wary. The next thing I know he's trying to pounce on me and pin me down.
'I managed to escape his grasp, but I know others who weren't so lucky.' When asked how many others, Miss Antelope tearily replied 'too many... Mr Lion would go for anyone who looked weak enough.'
A lawyer for Mr Lion strongly rebuffed these claims, stating 'Just because Mr Lion looks like a predator and acts like a predator does not make him a predator.'
The lawyer continued 'however, Mr Lion acknowledges that his predator-like behaviour may have upset some, and for that he apologises for being caught.'
A trial date is expected to be set later today.
