Russell Brand's entourage seek another guy to follow around
The gang of lads who until recently followed Russell Brand around for no reason at all are seeking a new guy to follow around for no reason at all.
Known as his "entourage", the lads all had vague, ill-defined jobs for Mr Brand, allowing them to live off him without really doing much except laugh at his jokes and try their luck with any girls he wasn't interested in, or had finished with.
When asked what kind of guy they were looking for to replace Brand, the entourage looked at each other in confusion, not used to speaking for themselves. However, one of them eventually said their new alpha would have to be charismatic, an "absolute legend" and "edgy", though some of the others worried that was really code for being a criminal and they'd soon be out of a job again.
Eventually one of them suggested David Walliams as a possible replacement.
"Don't worry, I know he can be a bit camp, but from what I've heard he's exactly our kind of guy. And there's definitely an opening, as Matt Lucas isn't spending so much time with him these days."
