‘Islambuster’ bouncing bombs set for Hormuz
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President Trump is believed to be developing a range of bouncing ‘Islambuster’ bombs that will be used to clear a path through the Strait of Hormuz.
His advisors, among them his Secretary of War, ‘Pistol Pete’ Hegseth, say the President got the idea when scrolling through the films on Air Force One. “The President found himself looking at the classics channel,” Hegseth said, “and he started watching The Dam Busters, a film he hadn’t seen since he was a schoolboy. ‘Hey Pete,’ he said. ‘What say we get us some of these bouncing bombs?’.”
Trump’s team are currently negotiating with various RAF bases and aviation heritage sites to ascertain how many Lancaster bombers are available to make a trip to the Gulf. 19 were used on the initial raid in 1943 when their target was four huge dams at Möhne, Eder, Sorpe and Mar-a-Lago. Apology. One of those is fake news. We’re looking into it.
“We’re gonna skim the bombs right at anyone who gets in our way,” Trump told reporters. He added: “Hey Pete, how do I see the film in colour? Something’s wrong with it. It’s all crackly black-and-white. Guess it’s just crummy British technology…”
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