King Charles in 'advanced talks' over Haaland problem

King King Charles is said to be making good progress in his bid to get Donald Trump to force.... sorry, request  FIFA  to issue a retrospective red card to Erling Haaland for doing nothing wrong in Norway's world cup round of 16 win over Brazil, thereby making the freak of nature ineligible for the quarter final with England,, 

Citing the special relationship, Charles wasn't making much progress so he then moved on to the next stage, threatening  to ask the relevant people to release the peepee tapes and then stage 3, an accidental release of Unredacted Epstein files in full (and to hell with his ex brother), or maybe a serious car crash.

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