Labour's sunny weather bad for Britain, says Farage
- Jeremynh
- 1 hour ago
- 1 min read
"So we're having a few days of sunshine, and no doubt Labour will try and take credit for it ahead of the Makerfield by-election," Nigel Farage told reporters, while slapping on Rothmans Factor 50 sunblock.
"But let's just see what Labour's weather looks like in November. Will it still be sunny then? That's the problem. They can't keep their promises.
"And what does all this sunshine in Britain do? It attracts more migrants - attracts them like midges. They think that the weather here isn't as bad as all that and they come in even greater swarms than before. That's what Labour's sunny weather will do to our country.
"Trust me, you're better off with Reform's traditional, British-style drizzle. It's the kind of weather which not that many people want to come and live in, and it makes millions of the natives grumpy enough to vote for curmudgeons like me."
Nigel Farage is 49 degrees Fahrenheit with a 100% chance of precipitation.
