Last remaining biscuit handed to Cookie Monster for safe keeping



The only sustenance left to see your family through is a lovely biscuit. Despite a track record of being unable to stop himself gobbling up everyone else's biscuits and a suspicious level of crumbs down his front, Cookie Monster has been brought back to guard it and assures you that your biscuit will be very well taken care of this time.


The priceless urn your dear grandmother's ashes are kept in will be protected by Mr. Bump. Sylvester the Cat is in charge of making sure your pet budgie is safe. And Jimmy Savile will return to look after your kids.


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