Lego to Replace Bitcoin - and other stories
- Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
- Jul 26, 2025
- 1 min read
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NewsBiscuit – who warned ‘Hobbits to be culled’, ‘Ducks to become our new Overlords’ and ‘Public told not to download naked photos of Steven Seagal’.
NewsBiscuit - raising delicate issues of faith, such as 'Child finds Jesus in her Kinder Surprise™', 'Jedis still outnumber Nuns' and 'Pope fails to give birth'.
NewsBiscuit – the first to reveal ‘Last man to fake Moon walk dies’, ‘Chocolate bars aren’t smaller, we’re just fatter’ and the prophetic 'Sex originated in Scotland and will probably end there'.
NewsBiscuit. Not a biscuit. Definitely not news.
Another backdated compilation of NewsBiscuit from befgore the start of time - or shortly after
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W. Shakespeare: ‘If only I’d thought of it first.’
Johannes Gutenberg: ‘It’s what the printing press was invented for.’
Amazon Reviewer: ‘What do you mean I can’t get a refund?’
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