Liz Truss in Energy Saving Mode
A spokesperson for Number 10 has confirmed today Liz Truss has been set to 'power saving mode' following risks that she may shut down over the winter.
This affects the speed of both her thought and her speech and has cleared up the mystery of why she was talking slower than a sloth with a zimmer frame during the Conservative Party conference.
The spokesperson denied this was the reason she was talking slowly in the local radio interviews in the week before the conference., suggesting that as her schedule was really busy, it was necessary to restrict interviewers to ask one question in their allotted time.
The spokesman also confirmed that the Prime Minister had accidentally been set on 'pause' in the days following the mini budget.