Man declares victory over garage clean-up

A man is claiming that the objective of clearing out the garage has now been achieved, even though he has in fact created a dreadful mess that could take years or even decades to clear up.  Mr Donald T Rump of Basingstoke decided unilaterally to tackle what he perceived as a build-up of potentially hazardous garden chemicals and lubricants on the shelves of his garage by tipping them all into the drains.  Unsurprisingly to everyone except Mr Rump, this has caused a huge problem in the neighbourhood, risking the health and safety of everyone in the vicinity.  

The reaction was swift as the consequential damage spread quickly and uncontrollably.  The local river has now been cordoned off, and water supplies have been interrupted.  Children in the local school have been badly affected, although Mr Rump claims to have had nothing to do with any impact on any school.  

People that Mr Rump thought were his friends have distanced themselves from him.  He asked them to help with the clean-up operation once he realised that it was a bigger job than he could handle, but they refused so he said he doesn't need them anyway.  Reportedly, a Mr French used particularly strong words to describe what Mr Rump should do.

Despite his actions being illegal, irresponsible and downright dangerous, Mr Rump is insisting that he did the right thing and his garage is in much better shape than it was before.  According to him, the operation was a complete success and is now over.  Whether he will ever manage to clear out that huge stash of porn in the cupboards from his seedy past is not known.

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