Michael Gove definitely did something naughty
Fortunately as we don't know what it is, we are completely unable to speculate. This also means any super injunction won't work on us, as you can only gag someone who has something to say.
That said, it's fascinating that every recent news story about him has been expunged from the internet. It's almost as if someone had something to hide. Hmmm.
We can however report on his previous scandals - PPE corruption, trashing the school system and looking like Pob. But whatever you do, don't google Gove-Goat-Jelly-Pegging. There's no such thing.
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