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Netanyahu kicks Middle East in the nuts

The Israeli PM has decided to ramp up tensions throughout the region, by calling everyone's mum a slag. Following this, he has bombed the Iranian consulate and signalled his intent to put the MMA into WMD and the WWF into WW3.

The belligerent leader bragged that he had eye poked Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard and given a wedgey to the population of Tehran.

Looking for some other ethnicities to cleanse, the bored PM said he would sucker punch the next UN diplomat he met. Jabbing his finger at the camera, he declared he would put the fist into pacifist and the boot into every unguarded groin. And just to be clear about his evil intent, he signed off with 'kind regards', the most aggressive of all regards.

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