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Next Pirelli Calendar to be based on Mayan Calendar

The iconic racing calendar will feature erotic pictures of Aztec Priests and topless photographs of the human sacrifices they beheaded. Car fanatics were said to be excited about this retro-AD 250 look; which pre-dates the Ford Triumph by at least seven years.

A graphics editor said: 'We can't predict the end of the world but next month will definitely be tits'.

Image from Pixabay by Pexels

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