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OpenAI copies someone else's boss

Having lost their CEO, OpenAI has employed a sophisticated algorithm to generate a replacement. Having analysed one million bosses, their composite is white, middle-aged and a c$nt.

The AI explained: '82% of all CEOs are corrupt, sociopathic and ex-Eton. They have one head but an average of less than two ears. While 100% are bald or bald on the inside.'

This simulated boss is technically copyright free yet looks like everyone you have ever hated.

And when it does sack you, there will be a nagging sensation that it plagiarized the idea from an A-level economics paper.

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