Outrage that Ellie Kildunne isn't homosexual or transgender

There is outrage that Ellie Kildunne is just a bloody good rugby player and appears to be neither homosexual, transgender, transsexual, nonbinary nor a ranting feminist. Neither is she black or even foreign - being from Yorkshire doesn't really count. As one outraged campaigner said, 'How DARE she not be any of those things? Hasn't she got any self-respect?

A Daily Mail spokesman raged that Ellie is left handed. Left - bloody - handed!

H/T to Deskpilot

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