Peter Murrell to be stripped of Scottish citizenship
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A pressure group is agitating for Peter Murrell to be declared UnScottish and stripped of Scottish citizenship.
'It's not so much the alleged embezzlement,' said Jock Onn, of the pressure group. 'it's what he spent the money on.
'No self respecting Scot would spend £975 on three umbrellas. Actually, £325 for one umbrella is too much. Twenty quid max, I'd say. And £4795 for a pen, FFS. Which, I assume didn't work, as he then spend £4555 on a different pen. If a true Scot needs a pen, then they go to Argos for one of their stubby little blue biros. And if you need a pencil, then you go to IKEA.
'And £3500 for a wine coaster. Wine? He's Scottish. He should be buying Whisky coasters. And there's no money spent on haggis, or salmon, or shortbread. It's like a dagger to the heart. It's basically treason. And that's why his citizenship should be revoked.
