President Trump announced today that he was 'pretty sure' the two-term limit for presidents meant two consecutive terms, not two overall.
'I’ve got a copy of a constitution here, and it’s all pretty clear,' said the orange baboon. 'I have the best constitutional scholars, terrific guys, everyone says so…'
However, a team of actual constitutional scholars said the document didn’t look genuine to them, saying the handwriting looked rather like Trump’s, and they didn’t think the constitution was written with a Sharpie on A4 photocopier paper watermarked with the words 'Office Depot'.
'Not true,' replied Trump, saying he had a picture of the constitution being signed to prove it. However, this turned out to be a still from the musical 'Hamilton' onto which he’d photoshopped his own face.
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