Protests as God introduces 5G only prayer service
- apepper
- 7 hours ago
- 1 min read
Religious groups around the world have been hit as God has announced that from September, prayers would only be answered via 5G.
Even the Vatican has echoed the complaints; "5G service is quite patchy around here", said a disgruntled Pope, "I was close to negotiating world peace, an end to hunger and Donald Trump being sent prison when I realised there was no signal and only one request got received. So, fingers crossed.
First published 28 Aug 2023
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