Reform accuses Count Binface of 'not being a real bin'
- Sully
- 3 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Private investigators working for Reform UK Ltd claim to have 'conclusive proof' that Count Binface isn't a genuine space-travelling dustbin.
'We know a LOT about rubbish here at Reform', a spokesnazi told us 'and that bin is definitely upside down. It's such a basic error we're surprised the rest of you hadn't spotted it'.
It has been suggested that Binface might actually have a university degree, making him a 'public enemy' in the eyes of Reform's leaders, who plan to cancel qualifications higher than GCSE for 'personal reasons'.
Clacton resident Pete Lighthead was unsurprised. 'I bloody knew it! I told my Maureen, didn't I? I said he's not a real bin. He's too shiny. I'm starting to doubt whether he's an actual Count'.
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