Rod Stewart releases new Reform, sorry, Record
- Throngsman
- Jul 3, 2025
- 1 min read
Following his performance at Glastonbury, eighty-year-old rocker Rod Stewart is to release a new overlong playing record in support of his new found love for right-wing politician Nigel Farage, who replaces Rod's previous bestie MP Enoch Powell. Apparently he thinks Powell was a softie and like the object of his early Seventies hit, Maggie May, is also dead.
Some of the titles have been re-recorded to bring them up to date, but Rod hopes his fans embrace them. They include:
The First DOGE cut is the Deepest
(I am) Racist
Do Ya Think I'm Racist?
Young Turks (go home)
If You Don't Know Nigel By Now
I Don't Want to Talk About Policies
