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Spurs seek open-top bus for “We’re Staying Up” parade

Tottenham Hotspur FC, having narrowly managed to remain in the Premier League, are looking for an open-top bus for their “We’re Staying Up” parade through north-west London.


Manager Roberto de Zerbi said it was entirely typical of the club’s current lack of ambition that, whereas such a rich club would normally finish the season wondering which European league they’ll qualify for, now they're overjoyed just to remain in the Premier League at all. 


The surprised manager of a rental company said he had a bus they could have, “the same one Arsenal just used to celebrate actually winning something”.


Asked whether the manager would make a speech during the parade, a club spokesman replied “It depends who’s manager by then.”



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