When the current US President makes a statement, either at a televised press conference, cult rally or on a secretly recorded phone call, clarification is always required. The White House will need 3 to 5 working days to create a version of what he actually meant to say. An edited version of the statement will then be sycophantly talked about on government approved “news” channels. Easily manipulated Pod casters will be supplied with taking points and what-about-isms to flood the narrative with new improved Alto-Facts, all translated from their original Russian.
All statements will have the “oh-it’s-just-Trump” finish that is not available to anyone else, this is a limited lifetime guarantee, possibly less than four years.
Any use of critical thinking will void access to Trump-Statements™ and all facts are subject to change.
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