Under government guidance, the Sun will preserve energy by not appearing during the winter months. 'The second biggest cause of lost energy is the 384.6 septillion watts spent by the Sun every second. The biggest cause was when you left the 'big light' on over night.
'Under our proposal the Sun would only be used during daylight hours - and in Scotland with a dimmer switch. We advise most households to switch to using the Moon, which has a much lower tariff. Or the even cheaper Halley's Comet, which only bills you once every 80 years'.