Tommy Robinson hoping to be new face of Cinch

Following the public outrage of Rylan parroting Reform talking points it's becoming clear that buyers of second hand cars need a more right-wing brand ambassador than the Essex star.  'No tats, perfect teeth, sounds a bit gay,' said one Reform supporter.  Obviously Nigel Farage would have been the natural replacement but he just can't fit another job in.  Well, maybe, maybe not.  What's on offer? 

Luckily Tommy Robinson AKA Yaxley-Lennon and McCartney is currently out of jail, in-between holidays and is just a crowdfund away from the role, which is considered one of the easiest marketing jobs in the industry.  Practically a Cinch, actually.

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