Donald Trump – a walking reminder to creosote your fence – is said to be looking forward to spending his twilight years as either a perma-defendant or Emperor-King-for-life.
A Trump spokesman said, 'Only true patriots have 34 counts of falsifying business records, a civil conviction for sexual assault and dozens of racist quips ready to go.'
'Donald Trump is so pro-life, he’s actually pro-rape, although Vance swears that sofa consented.'
'Obviously we’ll pre-emptively accuse the Democrats of election fraud, when it’s actually MAGA with the fake electors.'
A political tea leaf reader said 'It’s totally normal that a few spoiled ballots in Pennsylvania are all that prevents The Handmaid’s Tale and The Purge from becoming US government policy. I’m off to buy tinned food, bottled water and shotgun cartridges, then I’m hiding out at my cabin in… never you mind where it is.'
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