Trump to build Arc de Stalemate in Washington DC
- Jeremynh
- 37 minutes ago
- 1 min read
"No other city on earth has what I'm going to build here in our capital," crowed America's demented president.
"I call it the Arc de Stalemate, and it will commemorate the many, many months that it's taken for me to reach any type of peace deal with Iran which isn't an admission of total failure on my part.
"This arch will be built on the main road out of Washington and will have a pillar right down the middle, stopping any traffic from getting in or out of the city. And the US Navy will be mooring ships in the area to shoot up any vehicle trying to sneak around the outside.
"It's a pointless project that leaves everyone a lot worse off - but that's pretty much what the war has been, folks!
"And I'm going to be asking Congress to give me a billion dollars. Not necessarily to build my arch. I just want them to give me a billion dollars."
