'Uggi' Blair to reprise historic president's poodle act
- Jeremynh
- Oct 1
- 1 min read
"I am so very excited about the President's wonderful transitional peace plan for Gaza," gushed four-legged Tony Blair, lolling out his tongue and rolling over.
"It will allow me to capture the world's attention, as I did 25 years ago, by following a US president like a poodle around the Middle East.
"And as Trump's top stooge for his impossibly wise and far-sighted peace plan, I will have the onerous duty of travelling around the world's capitals, staying in agreeable hotels and attending state banquets - all in exchange for my usual daily rates, and the assurance that they will rename Gaza City Blairsburg-in-the-Sands.
"Why do they call it the transition plan, you ask," said Blair, responding to a reporter's reluctant question with his customary grin and tail wag.
"Because hopefully, it will end up with Trump getting transitioned into a Nobel Peace Prize winner, and the Pope transitioning me into becoming the world's first living saint."
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