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UK economy avoids recession due to glossy video.


The Office for National Statistics reported that the UK economy narrowly avoided recession in October and November of 2022 due to the injection of hundreds of millions of pounds from an unnamed source of private capital.


The money went into the video production industry as well as the targeted advertising sector, and it formed an unusually large movement of international funds at the end of the year.


This boost occurred in what was otherwise a period of financial caution, caused by the turmoil of the Truss premiership.


Rishi Sunak was unavailable for comment, although he did release a glossy video.



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