We're ready for our closeups say Trump administration's cabinet members

Following recent reports from the Trump administration, suggesting high levels of dissatisfaction over how its key personnel were depicted in recent press photographs, a brief White House statement was released this morning.

"It is extremely important our most glorious, serene and sainted leaders be depicted by media outlets as nothing short of the demigods they are. The people of America can now relax following the appointment of personal grooming assistants, hairstylists and makeup artists to accompany our key figures in public at all times."  

At a press briefing this morning, but clearly before any of the new personal teams were in place and as several gallons of hair gel oozed across the floor at the base of the podium, a male voice was heard from behind a frosted glass screen.

'Yeah, then let's see those pap scum get a shot of me looking like a deranged power mad maniac now.' It has since been widely reported the speaker was the wannabe Saturday night primetime TV gameshow host, Pete Hegseth. Secretary of Phwoar.

Image: s_AMIR_h - Pixabay

www.newsbiscuit.com