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Doctors and nurses have been shocked to discover the PM's 'jolly' elbow bumps were all part of an elaborate mating ritual. Throughout...

'Hunting down and culling BBC director-generals is the one blood sport still legal in Britain,' bayed a Tory Party spokes-hound

Scientists have discovered a large mass with improbable orange colouring which distorts truth the way a black hole distorts spacetime.

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Oi, Bezos! Paid any tax lately?

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If you’re not the boss of Shell or BP, chances are you don’t have a spare million quid to cover the cost of warming your home this...

A crack commando unit, that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit, have been accidentally released.

Winner: FlashArry Runners-Up: "Liverpool supporter decides punching himself in the face better than watching the footie." (Sinnick); "Chuck was wearing his meaningful look that no one knew the meaning of." (TonyMc)

'Don't worry' Farage chortled 'My policies will make sure there are lots more poor British people - although I won't be one of them.'

“Stop saying that, why would you even think that? Being too scared that our glorious leader will leave us so we have to promise him $1,000,000,000,000 is perfectly normal and not weird at all. He is the only one who can rescue us and our money, he will save us and protect us from the woke mind virus and an insanely overpriced company collapsing if he leaves. This is all perfectly un-weird, he will take us to Mars, no comets involved as of yet, but I am willing to die on that