Despite Boris Johnson and Prince Andrew being the only two people to look back on 2021 fondly, Tory Grandees are meeting to discuss their uncertain future – and whether there is a good reality TV to be made from this. Said one observer: ‘The similarities are startling. Both men get invited to all the wrong parties. Both are social distanced from the facts. And both have the caused the Queen considerable embarrassment – and she used to be married to Prince Phillip!’
The Chair of the 1922 said: ‘After a heated debate, we have concluded that the Prince is a lying lothario. A man of weak morals and an untrustworthy character. And it is on those grounds that we heartily endorse the Prince to become the new Leader of the Conservative Party’.
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