Brits break world record for biggest and longest ever game of real life Snake
Those of a certain immature maturity will recall that 1990s Nokia mobile phones featured a game called Snake. In what is being described as a fitting tribute to Her Majesty's reign, Britain now reigns supreme in the biggest and longest game of real life Snake ever played.
World record adjudicators confirmed, 'The Snake never once turned back in on itself or touched the sides. At one point it reached 8 miles long, and even gave birth to a secondary Snake, which was a level no one even knew existed before.
'We are now measuring the High Score as people make their way across the Thames, hopping from giant floating turd to giant floating turd, in what is looking like the greatest game of real life Frogger ever played.'