Coffee Is Most Recent Brown Liquid To Be Subject Of A Report

Following on from last week’s tea report from Leicester University showing it was too warm to sit in, and the previous month’s report on cola from Bristol University, coffee has seen a report published today by The Journal of The Hum Drum, which suggests it’s equally brown whether iced or hot.

The caffeine was also shown to be the same as it always has been. We expect that, sometime in the next six weeks, a report on Dr Pepper causing people to swallow when they drink it will be released soon.

Story: classicqueen