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Conservatives want people to stop talking about last 13 years

MPs from an anonymous political party have said they are fed up with people banging on about the last 13 years. 

"It's time to move on", said Rishi S., who prefers to remain anonymous. "It's not the time, and never will be, to look at what's happened in the past or to think about what it used to like. For god's sake, don't do that."

When asked if would be standing on his record at the next election, Mr S. replied; "First of all, I am standing already. Secondly, yes I will be representing a political party or parties unknown, and I certainly won't be standing on a record, but I will be on a box."


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