Exchange rate of Elon Musks plummets $42 Billion
Elon Musks are the world's worst investment.
During the last three minutes, Elon Musks have dived by an amount of money you can't imagine. Investors who style themselves to look like Elon Musks so as to attract crypto gold diggers have been scrambling to change their appearance to something a bit more Zuckerbergy. From eugh to ew.
Musk Holdings admitted that the run on Elon Musks was embarrassing, uncomfortably moist, and that they were desperately reforming a faux bailout package. The hastily thought up on the spot plan is to flood the market with 0% Musk credit, a scheme whereby no one pays any interest at all to Elon Musk.