Govt. to introduce Sleb Tax
- Titus
- 22 hours ago
- 1 min read
Under proposed new measures, anyone claiming or aspiring to the status of a celebrity will be taxed, at a rate proportional to either (a) how tedious and/or pretentious the public find them to be, or (b) how many column-inches of print media / minutes of broadcast media / Mb of social media they occupy / clog-up / pollute.
There have also been proposals for Ultra-Low Emission Zones, banning or taxing toxic emissions of bollosck, bullshit, fakery, bakery, snowfakery and wokery. No more greenwashing / sportswashing / attempted brainwashing in public.
Alleged slebs who claim that, in their particular case, their celebrity generates no income from which they could pay a sleb tax, will be told to get their act together, and either shape up as a proper, officially recognised celebrity and make a decent pile of money out of it, or just shut the f*ck up, piss off and stop wasting our time & attention. Megharry in particular.