Holidaymakers facing choice between metaphorical frying pan and literal fire
- stewartbarclay
- 8 hours ago
- 1 min read
With Mediterranean countries mostly ablaze, boozed up Brits abroad have been making the best of it
'I know the locals have lost their homes and possessions to an all-consuming apocalyptic wall of flame' droned one 'but where is my roast beef with all the trimmings? I’m on holiday in Spain so I want Yorkshire pudding, but all I can see is charcoal and despair. I’m sweating buckets here and I can’t even find a Fab lolly to cool me down.'
Other Brits have opted to vacation in the UK, only to find blazing infernos here too, even in Scotland and Wales – previously considered too damp to ever burn.
Another boozed up Brit abroad shouted ‘Good job that Climate Change turned out to be a hoax eh? We wouldn’t want shareholders' dividends to be falling as fast as the trees in that forest would we?’
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