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Hollywood writers strike ends happily ever after

In an unsurprising plot twist the strike has ended with the writers defeating Darth Vadar, escaping the Shawshank Prison and finding the lost Ark of the Covenant. Audiences claimed the resolution all seemed a bit implausible, yet the writers argued it could not be worse than the last season of Game of Thrones.

The strike itself, threatened to be as long as Avatar. Explained one author: 'It was a heart-warming story of boy meets girl, boy forms a trade union, while girl says something irrelevant about equal pay.'

It is still be seen if writers will ever use vowels ever again. Plus, there is still the threat of AI staff, although all their scripts end with Sarah Connor dying. Whereas this final agreement has a sled tossed into a fireplace with the phrase “streaming residuals” marked on it.

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