IMF 'bunch of bellends' or 'absolutely brilliant' depending if we need to borrow money
This week, the government is focusing its mixed messaging and contradictory positions on the International Monetary Fund.
'How dare they criticise our incompetence', said someone doing a terrible impression of a Chancellor. 'Yes, the pound has collapsed and the country's heading for a slump, but they shouldn't point that out. Having said that, we really love the way they loan money to countries that have destroyed their own economies. Not that we've done that, and if we did it's definitely Gordon Brown's fault.'