‘Institute of Winging It’ praises Reform
- Sully
- Aug 28
- 1 min read
The Institute of Winging It has announced Nigel Farage as their patron saint for bringing ‘winging it’ out of the shadows and into mainstream politics.
‘Back in the day it was just teenagers starting bands and middle class women opening cafes’, a spokesman said. ‘You know, the kids would buy a couple of guitars and a drumkit missing its cymbals and they’d sit in a garage for hours trying to think of a song. Once in a while they’d announce a date for their first gig before they’d written a note – lovely stuff. Or the middle class women would completely forget business rates in their financial planning and end up having to sell their cars. You know, winging it.
‘Reform have taken the artform to a new level. Abandoning ECHR without checking for the legal consequences is inspirational. Announcing they’re going to deport hundreds of thousands more illegal aliens than exist – that’s Winging It! And the candidate vetting! It’s just a pity Fred West isn’t still with us, he could be their Housing spokesman’.
The Institute has announced a gala awards presentation for 5th September, though they haven’t checked diaries, booked a venue or secured any budget yet. ‘It’s how we usually do things’, the spokesman explained. ‘Also, we wanted to get in there while they still have a few councillors left’.
