Professor Sir Bill Steve Jobs Gates FRS has astonished the IT world by buying a new phone without losing his WhatsApp messages.
An exhausted Sir Bill emerged from his state of the art lab triumphantly clutching his new Pixel 8 phone and modestly said, "I've done it."
When pressed for how he'd managed this miracle he explained the procedure in a greatly simplified form.
"I logged into my account on the new phone, then half an hour later all my stuff was there. I actually let my 8 year old do it."
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